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Outside Influences -- by Echo
Rating: R
Description: Something wacky happens, sequel to Jealous Much, Blondie?.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. J.W. does. I also don't own the second song Willow sings. It's a Cheap Trick song. The first song, however, is from my twisted little brain.
Cordelia had never seen chaos set in so fast. As soon as the words were out of her mouth, she was yanked to her feet by Angel. The entire group plowed across the dance floor with Buffy grabbing Spike's arm to drag him along to the door.
They spilled out into the ally. Cordelia was like a wet noodle in Angel's arms. This vision must have really drained her. "Where was she, Cordy?"
"Don't know. Dark. It was dark." She started crying.
A scream rang out from the far end of the ally. All heads turned in the direction of it. Spike was the first one who took off running.
Willow hadn't even seen it coming. She'd been too upset and too buzzed. They'd grabbed her as soon as she stepped out of the Bronze. They'd stuck something in her neck, and now her head was swimming. She wasn't going without a fight. At least she managed to scream once before they started punching. They were going to turn her and send her after Buffy. Or at least that's what they said. Their master was going to rule the Hellmouth. He would have all the slayer's friends turned then drink her dry. Two were holding her up while the other two took turns hitting her. She had tried to fight back, but she became so lightheaded. Whatever had been in that syringe had taken effect quick. It also didn't help that those two shots of tequila had already made her feel like she was walking in warm syrup. They wouldn't drink her. That was too easy, and the drug would get to them. Their master would kill them. He wanted to drain her. He wanted to drain them all. She tried to concentrate on everything they were saying. If she got out of this alive, it could be useful information.
Then it all went away and she was lying on the wet ground, dazed. She felt two soft hands on her and could hear the sounds of a struggle. And someone crying.
Spike was like a mad man. He'd dusted the two punching Willow before Buffy could even get her stake out. The two vamps holding Willow dropped her and tried to run. Buffy, Riley, and Angel were on them in an instant. They never stood a chance. Buffy turned back to look. Cordelia was still crying and rocking Willow in her arms. Spike had both hands pressed against the side of the building and was growling furiously. Xander was kneeling next to Willow and Cordelia. Anya put a hand on Spike's shoulder.
He turned and growled at her in game face. Anya jumped. Spike looked past her at the body being cradled by Cordelia. He walked over slowly and pulled her out of Cordelia's arms. Willow opened her eyes.
"You're all grrr." Spike's face swam before her. "Not the frogs." She threw back her head and laughed hysterically. Everyone just stared. Cordelia and Xander stood slowly.
"Willow?" Buffy was looking at her.
"Buffy! I love Buffy!" She giggled. "And Spike loved Buffy too, but we're not 'sposed to talk about that. Off topic! Off topic!" She pulled away from Spike and danced around the ally as everyone watched in shock. She stopped in front of Riley. "But now Buffy loves Riley - every chance she gets!" She poked her finger in Riley's chest to emphasize each word. "Ahahahahahahahahahahahah!" Then she threw her arms around Xander.
"Uh, Will....."
"Oh right. No touching rule. Shhhhhh!" She licked the side of his face. "They poked my neck, Xanderman. It's making me all woozy." She reached out and touched Anya's face. "You like his penis, don't you? Because NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS! Ahahahahahahahaha!" She spun around and would have fallen if Angel hadn't caught her. He looked at her pupils. They were practically nonexistent. He noticed a small puncture wound on her neck.
"She's been drugged."
"It's Angel, Lord of the Sexy Dance! Why do you want to do the sexy dance with Willow?" She leaned into him and bit one of the buttons on his shirt off. She spit it across the ally.
"We need to get her indoors." Angel looked at the others.
"Ya think?" He glared at Buffy. "Fine. We go to my mom's. It's the closest." Buffy took Riley's hand and leaned closer to him.
"WAIT!" Willow yanked herself out of Angel's arms. She ran and threw herself at Spike. He caught her easily. He hadn't moved the entire time. And when he saw her bite the button off his sire's shirt, his blood had started to boil. She pulled his ear to her mouth and whispered so no one could hear her. "I love you. I want you to love me."
Spike pushed her back and looked into her eyes. They were glazed over, and she probably wouldn't even remember this. He didn't care. He liked it. "Same here, pet."
"Really?" She pulled out of his arms, and before anyone could stop her, her sundress floated to the ground at her feet. "I'd like to have the sex now." God, she was amazing. Black strapless bra and black panties. She tossed her head and licked her lips. Spike had forgotten they weren't alone until he heard someone gasp. It took every once of strength he had to pick the sundress off the ground and put it back on her. She made her pouty face at him. Everyone else was frozen in shock. He took his duster off and draped it over her shoulders for good measure. He paused next to her ear.
"I prefer for our first time not to be here with all you friends watching, love." He stepped back. She smiled at him, then her eyes rolled back in her head, and she pitched forward into his arms.
They were walking through the front door of the Summers' home when Willow decided to wake up. She began to laugh loud and hysterically, startling everyone.
"Will! Don't do that!" Xander griped. She stuck her tongue out at him. She wriggled out of Spike's arms right as Joyce, Giles, and Wesley came in from the kitchen.
Giles took in their stunned faces. "Hello all. Something amiss?"
"You could say that." Buffy sighed.
"Oh really? What?"
Before anyone could answer or stop her, Willow tossed off Spike's duster and threw her arms around Giles' neck. "Oh, lookie, sexy ex-librarian guy. Ahahahahahahahahahah! I love Giles. Giles is smart. I LOVE SMART PEOPLE! Ahahahahah!" She looked at Joyce. "You're a good mommy. Just like the fish!" She kissed her best friend's mother on the mouth. Then she looked at Giles. "Oh sorry. I forgot. That's your job. Jealous?" She stumbled and smacked into Wesley next. "God, Cordy, why didn't you ever get with Wes, here. He's a little hottie." Willow spun him around. "Look at that ass!" She swatted it, hard. Wesley jumped. Willow looked at the shocked faces of all her friends, and she just threw her head back and laughed. Then spun around and fell to the floor.
Giles pulled his glasses off and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I just had to ask, didn't I? Is she drunk?"
She was still laughing. "STEAMROLLER!" She tucked her arms to her chest and tried to roll over her friends. Everyone but Riley managed to escape her. She tripped him to the floor and was on top of him in an instant. "Give us a kiss, soldierboy!"
"No. Some vampires drugged her." Angel stated as he pulled Willow off of Riley.
"What do you mean I can't touch your panties!" Willow waved her finger at Riley.
Anya had been wanting to laugh all night. She finally broke down and started giggling. Xander glared at her in a way that said 'this is NOT funny'. "Sorry." But she was still grinning.
Willow was weaving in and out of everyone laughing. She stared singing a song she was making up as she went along. "Ohhhhhhhhh, Angel's dead and he loves Buffy! Buffy! Buffy! So did Xander but he got Cordy! Cordy! Cordy! I loved Xander and I got OOOOOOOOOZZZZZ! But me and Xander smooched and got caught! Oops! Oops! Oops! Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha! Buffy and Angel went pelvic and he went Angelus and tried to kill meeeeeeeeeee! Giles had sex with Buffy's mom! With her mom! With her mom! Cordy threw herself at Wesley and I don't blame her! HE HAS A CUTE ASS! Ass! Assssssssss! OHHHHHHHH! Oz and I had sex in his van right before graduation! That's why we were late! Late! Sex! Late! Buffy slept with Parker and he was a creep! She beat him with a stick! A big ole' stick! Stick! Stick! Ahahahahahahaha! Xander and Anya have sex a lot with food! Food! Food! Spike loves Drusilla, but she left him when he bashed Angel's skuuuuuuuulllllll!! And then he's having sex with was with Harmony! Harmony! Harmony! How'd that happen! She's a dumbass! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! Ahahahahaha! And Xander had sex with Faith! Ewe! Ewe! Ewe! Faith is a psycho! Psycho! Psycho! And Riley had sex with her in Buffy's body too! Whoopity doo! Break it down!" She laughed hysterically and started doing what could only be called the drunken version of the Snoopy dance. Most of the faces in the room were completely red.
Anya started laughing again. Willow had worked her way behind Angel, and he was trying to grab hold of her. "You think Willow's funny, Anya? Watch this." She grabbed the sides of Angel's shirt and ripped it open. The buttons flew off like the shirt exploded. Willow laughed hysterically and danced around the vampire. He looked like he wanted to kill her. No one knew what to do. Anya started laughing harder.
Spike just snapped. He stalked up to her and slung her over his shoulder.
"Spike, what are doing?" Buffy glared at him.
"Putting her to bed before she embarrasses herself or the rest of us any worse than she already has." He started for the stairs. He froze when she put her hands down the back of his jeans.
"Oh Wesley, you have competition for best ass. Buffy, come feel this thing. Oh wait you already have - 'my will' spell! Ahahahahahahahah! Anya?"
Spike heard the ex demon move behind him. "Don't you fucking dare." He growled.
Willow sighed. She squeezed once and pulled her hands out of his pants. Spike felt like he was about to burst out of them. The second she'd touched his bare skin under his jeans he was instantly hard. She started singing again and keeping the beat on his ass with her hands. "I want you to want me! I need you to need me! I'd love you to love me! I'm begging you to beg me!" Spike regained his mobility and started up the stairs. Willow grabbed Cordelia's head as Spike walked her by.
"Give us a goodnight kiss, Cordy." She kissed Cordelia's nose. "Be my deputy!"
With that Xander joined Anya's laughter, and Spike hurried up the stairs.
To be continued…
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